For someone with a marvel url I sure do blog about Batman a lot. I track lokitheassgardian. Previously eeemkaaayy.
Lifegoal: Doctor Doom


"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago


Do you ever have passive OTPs

Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art

but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea

Spike vs videogames

Once upon a time, in a far off kingdom… there lived a young maiden, a sad young lad and a childless baker with his wife. 

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:


  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender


my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap

S A M   W I L S O N  // F   A   L   C   O   N 

“Some stuff you leave there, other stuff you bring back. It’s our job to figure out how to carry it. Is it gonna be in a big suitcase or in a little man-purse? It’s up to you.”


Poisoned Apples & Golden Hair — music for fairytales

sleeping beauty - helen trevillion; there’s a rose sealed away in the winter / fast asleep through the wind and rain and cold / ever waiting for someone to wake her / one who’ll see that she’s no one to hold

l’ll red riding hood - amanda seyfried; hey there little red riding hood / you sure are looking good / you’re everything a big bad wolf could want / little red riding hood / I don’t think little big girls should / go walking in these spooky old woods alone

rapunsel - kari rueslåtten; be aware of my father the king / if he sees us he’ll surely lock me in the tower / make me assured it is you / and that no one sees us / come to me at night / whistle our tune at the feet of the tower

bluebeard - yunyu; speak up now / there’s a monster sleeping in your bed / bring the walls down / so bluebeard never troubles you again / so my dear run, run away / silence is no virtue you see / fight back now / you’ll be stronger if you will try

kywitt! kywitt! - caprice; mein mutter, der mich schlacht’ / mein vater, der mich aß / mein schwester, der marlenichen / sucht alle meine benichen / bind’t sie in ein seiden tuch / legt’s unter den machandelbaum

rapunzel - helen trevillion; cause you put the bars against your window view / and you built the walls that isolate you / a foolish rapunzel, afraid of yourself / a stranger, a prisoner inside your head

snow-white - xandria; once upon an ancient time / beauty was born in a someone / she was the snow-white of mine / and if you’re no copy, darling, become one / snow white skin, ebony hair / and lips as red as blood

the red shoes - kate bush; oh she moved like the diva do / I said I’d love to dance like you / she said just take off my red shoes / put them on and your dream’ll come true

cinderella - helen trevillion; but she’s afraid of every second she must face alone / her severed self bleeding from a thousand stars she wished upon / this is not my story / this is not the end / everyone’s always happy in the end / aren’t they?

mermaid - regina spektor; I am a mermaid / but I’ve sold my voice / for a couple of feet / and they always bleed / when I go walking in these streets

rapunzel - emilie autumn; in a courtyard / used to sing as loud as she could / locked away here / she’s been quiet, lovely and good / but no one listens now / she lost her voice / she had no choice

la belle s’est endormie - cécile corbel; la belle s’est endormie / sur un beau lit de rose / blanche comme le neige / belle comme le jour / il soint trois capitaines / qui veulent lui faire la cour

the goose girl - helen trevillion; honesty is stronger than your violence / truth is braver even in my silence / secrets swallowed, I will never ever tell them / those words that sting like a thousand poison daggers in my bosom

cinderella - kari rueslåtten; cinderella has to go / oh, I wish it was not so / as the clock soon will strike twelve / we will find her as herself


Get To Know You Meme: [1/5] Favorite TV Shows

I Am VengeanceI Am The Night! I Am Batman!

Audrey Totter, 1940’s